Martha Stewart

Can't wait for the new martha stewart reality show. No way that misses. Once she gets out of the caliboose, the picture-box execs who brought us 'survivor' and 'the apprentice' says she'll 'do what she does best: offer advice on style, cooking, entertainment and lifestyle' in what is being billed as an elimination-style competition.
I got nothing against martha. I watch her cooking shows sometimes. She seems nice enough, although you get the sense that coming out of the break she's been screaming at the technicians 'i'll kill you! i'll kill all of you! oh hello and welcome back, now the key to a good spiced cider is the cinnamon sticks...'
A cooking show's one thing — but a reality show like survivor? how does that work? a bunch of fiftysomething women get liquored up and have beehive augmentations? martha raises herself up to her full height at the boardroom table, looks sternly at one of them each week and says 'you're retired' or something?
like 'survivor—the hamptons' is going to have the same drama as grilling cockroaches over a tribal fire in madagascar. in martha's world, the worst thing winning contestant is going to have to force down her pie hole is a slice of processed american cheese.
ah well, let her have it, she's earned a break. can't have her working out of a halfway house busing tables at stuckeys.
or can we?